Man Stays Awake for 264 Hours for World Record, But It Backfired Horribly
Findings From Arizona
It wasn’t long before Randy’s test results returned from Arizona. Bruce revealed the astounding conclusion speaking to the press later – “his brain had been catnapping the entire time… parts of it would be asleep, parts of it would be awake.” To him, this revelation harmonized beautifully with the tapestry of human evolution.
“It’s logical,” Bruce asserted, his excitement palpable. “Countless ancestors, even pre-humans, have faced the need to remain awake for extended periods. Our brains likely evolved to catnap adeptly, restoring vital faculties while staying alert. That’s why worse damage didn’t befall Randy during his unprecedented journey.”
Next: A press conference.
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